theradicalchild: (Rocket)
The five Guardians, sporting various weapons, arrayed in front of a backdrop of a planet in space with the film's title, credits and slogan.

The first installment of the Marvel Cinematic Universe subseries features Peter Quill, who becomes Star-Lord and head of the eponymous band of intergalactic heroes after his mother on Earth dies of terminal cancer in the late 1980s and he is abducted by a group of alien thieves known as the Ravagers. Guardians is probably one of my favorite Marvel subseries due of course to Rocket the raccoon (and there’s a reference to Ranger Rick in the film), has pretty good action, walks the balance between being serious and humorous, and has a good selection of music taken from the period Quill was abducted from.
theradicalchild: (Luke Han Leia)


The third and final entry of the original Star Wars trilogy, the sixth Episode of the later-named Skywalker Saga, opens with a visit by Darth Vader to the Second Death Star in the making above the forest moon of Endor, with none other than Emperor Sheev Palpatine himself overseeing its construction. The action then cuts to Luke Skywalker’s home planet of Tatooine, where droids Threepio and Artoo visit crime lord Jabba the Hutt’s palace as part of a plan to rescue the carbonite-frozen Han Solo, Luke himself promising the pair as a bargain.

Jabba refuses and demonstrates overall that he isn’t a very competent criminal since he comes to hold several high-profile members of the Rebel Alliance prisoner, encompassing the droid duo, Han, and Princess Leia, but doesn’t demand any kind of ransom for them, seeming to hold them hostage for the sake of holding them hostage (and describing Han as his “favorite decoration” in his palace). Boba Fett returns as well, with his own spinoff Disney+ series ultimately settling his fate, though Jabba’s having a son, Rotta, in the The Clone Wars pilot film still leaves to question what became of the younger Hutt.

Luke eventually comes to the rescue and gets everyone back in the Rebellion, Lando Calrissian joining their ranks and having been a part of the plot to get everyone free, with the Rebels gradually assembling to attack the Second Death Star above Endor. Before he joins the attack, though, Luke returns to Dagobah to complete his training with antediluvian Jedi Yoda, who does an about-face and says his training is complete, given his experience with fighting Darth Vader back in The Empire Strikes Back, though to become an official member of the fallen Order necessitates he defeat the Sith Lord.

Obi-Wan’s Force ghost returns as well, agreeing with Yoda that Luke must confront Vader and his Sith Master the Emperor, after which comes the revelation of who the “other” the diminutive Jedi mentioned in Episode V is, and continuing the story of Luke’s lineage. I know many critics and fans talk about the “inconsistency” of Obi-Wan not knowing of the “other hope” in Empire, although the late Jedi continues to insist that Luke is the Galaxy’s “last hope” within the film but given Kenobi’s experience with said “other hope” in his respective Disney+ series, I can semi-understand why he would feel that way.

However, Luke is hesitant to kill Vader given the iconic revelation in Episode V, believing there is still good in him, and since Obi-Wan had warned him about the young Skywalker’s wish to “take the quick and easy path” to becoming a Jedi, Kenobi was pretty much going against his own advice, and had done exactly that in The Phantom Menace. Regardless, that Luke had to off Vader and his Master to become a Jedi proper would be equivalent to winning the Indy 500 to pass a driving test, but Luke did admittedly start his training at a late age.

Luke is initially part of the plan to down the deflector shield protecting the Second Death Star in space, but believes he jeopardizes the mission and parts ways to allow the Imperials to capture him to meet Vader and eventually the emperor in the fledgling space station, culminating in a final duel while the Rebels deal with the trap Palpatine laid for them. The final scenes between Luke and Vader are among the most emotional in the Skywalker Saga, the Rebels down on Endor overcoming the emperor’s trap with the help of the local Ewok population, after which everyone across the Galaxy celebrates their sudden obtained freedom from the Empire.

While I’m mostly fine with the changes effected to rereleases of the Original Trilogy, the scenes of everyone across the Galaxy including Coruscant, Tatooine, Bespin, Naboo, et all, celebrating in my mind was one I find issue with, since the Rebels just destroyed a space station and a fraction of the imperial forces, which would be akin to the destruction of the Pentagon causing America to collapse. Throughout history, furthermore, the deaths of national leaders rarely made regimes fall as well; for instance, the Ba’athist Iraqis still fought when Saddam Hussein fell out of power.

I know a trilogy of canon novels addresses what happens post-Battle of Endor, and I intend to read them one of these days, but as I’ve said before, George Lucas wasn’t completely foresightful when turning Star Wars into a franchise, given the various clashes of continuity within and without the original and prequel trilogies. Regardless, Episode VI did somewhat move me emotionally, even a little more so than Empire, and John Williams’s score as always is good and led me to fully watch the ending credits. Overall, Return of the Jedi, regardless of its faults, has aged well and is one of the cornerstones of the series.
theradicalchild: (Chickenhare and Meg)


The fourth Indiana Jones film, which had fallen into more significant protracted development than its predecessor, opens a little under a score after its precursor in 1957 Nevada, with an (almost) immediate dive into its main plot where Soviet forces led by Colonel Dr. Irina Spalko (and I’m pretty sure her being Ukrainian won’t resound well with audiences today), having captured Indy and his friend George “Mac” McHale, visit the government warehouse where the Ark of the Covenant is in search of the eponymous crystal skull that can allegedly give great psychic power to those who return it to Akator. Like how the first three films took their inspiration from adventure serials of the 1930s-40s, the fourth movie takes its from science-fiction films of the 1950s, and for the most part it does a nice job in that respect.

Indy escapes from the Soviets and attempts to get help and at first seems to find it in a desert town, but as it turns out, it’s fake and was built to demonstrate a nuclear bomb, and he finds a hiding place in the form of a refrigerator, which alongside other lines and callbacks to the previous films gives it a significant lighter tone. Back at the college he teaches at, Jones encounters a greaser named Mutt Williams, who helps him continue eluding the Russians, the two going to Peru to seek the crystal skull, the Soviet forces continuing to give chase. In South America, Indy reunites with his old fling Marion Ravenwood, she and Mutt helping him continue their race for the skull, which brings with it some major twists and a conclusion that’s in some respects like Raiders of the Lost Ark’s.

For the most part, the fourth film did an excellent job mimicking the style of its precursors, John Williams’s musical score very much helping, with several riddles Indy and his companions follow, and Shia LaBeouf is in my mind one of the better sidekicks of the series. It’s certainly not perfect, but I think those who dislike it do so for the wrong reasons, the biggest of which is “the original films are untouchable,” and it is in respects like Raiders in that Indy could have just stayed home and nothing would be different, but there is the auxiliary effect of Indy reuniting with Marion, which is somewhat critical. I do hope they explain Karen Allen and Shia’s absences from the forthcoming Dial of Destiny, but I’m sure I’ll enjoy it regardless since I’m not blinded by nostalgia like many critics and audiences hypocritically seem to be.
theradicalchild: (Chickenhare and Meg)


The third installment of the Indiana Jones film series, which had somewhat fallen into development hell due to the length between it and the second film, opens with a bit of backstory on the eponymous adventurer, archaeologist, and adventurer in 1912 when he was in the Boy Scouts, separating from his fellow troop members and stumbling upon a few criminals holding the golden Cross of Coronado, which he attempts to steal so it can go on display in a museum, only to lose it again. Fast-forward to 1938 off the Portuguese coast where he encounters the same gang again, gets it, and returns to the college where he teaches.

There, Indy learns the Nazis are seeking the Holy Grail and travels to Italy to meet with Dr. Elsa Schneider, with whom he visits a Venetian library to start the quest proper, coming along a tomb that holds the remaining portion of the tablet his missing father, Dr. Henry Jones, had that gives clues to the location of the Grail. There, he briefly battles with members of the Order of the Cruciform Sword tasked with protecting the Holy Grail for under two millennia, and spares the life of one of its members, Kazim, who has an excellent quote, probably the most iconic in the series, that summarizes my personal Christian views: “Ask yourself: why do you seek the Cup of Christ? Is it for His glory, or for yours?”

Indy learns that his father is held captive in Anschluss Austria, near the main German border, with the two fighting their way out and going to Berlin to take a zeppelin in an attempt to reach Hatay (a short-lived country part of what now is Turkey), although it turns around, with Jones and his father needing to elude the Nazis again, ultimately reaching their destination enroute to the Holy Grail. After further conflicts with the Germans, the temple that houses the Grail Indy and his companions reach, where certain riddles need to be solved to safely reach the artifact.

Given the final scenes involving the confrontation over the Cup of Christ, the quarrel over it seems somewhat pointless, and things would have ended the same, like Raiders of the Lost Ark, if Indy had just stayed home, though then again, said quest for it does have the auxiliary effect of Indy reconciling with his father. However, said revelation about getting the Grail out of the temple doesn’t reveal itself until near the end, but still. John Williams’s score, as always, is excellent, and this is probably my favorite of the series, given the religious overtones and above iconic quotation.
theradicalchild: (Chickenhare and Meg)


The first Indiana Jones film sequel, actually occurring chronologically before the first, opens with American songstress Willie Scott performing a Chinese rendition of the titular theme from the old Broadway show Anything Goes in 1935 Shanghai, where the eponymous college professor, archaeologist, and adventurer negotiates with Chinese mobsters in an exchange of treasured artifacts, which culminates in a shootout that leads to Indy escaping with the woman who semi-serves as a love interest, along with his trusty sidekick Short Round, portrayed by Vietnamese child actor Ke Huy Quan (who would ultimately append Jonathan to his name upon becoming a United States citizen, his other notable role being Data in The Goonies).

The party of three escapes on a cargo plane whose pilots eventually bail out, and after a lucky escape, they find themselves in colonial India, where the first village they encounter has lost a precious stone along with its children used by an evil shaman as child labor, and Indy decides to help them, traveling to a Maharaja’s palace for a hearty “meal”, and that night, after an assassination attempt, he finds a passageway into the eponymous temple, Short Round coming along and Willie following suit to rescue them from a trapped room that nearly kills them, although she needed to overcome her fear of bugs (which I very much share, so it would be hard for me in such a situation).

The remainder of the film involves the three dealing with the cult that stole the sacred stones and kidnapped the children and concludes satisfactorily. It’s very much a good film, but it’s probably my least favorite of the series due to being way too dark and gross at times, and when it originally came out showed the flaws of America’s film rating system (it was instrumental in adding PG-13 to it, although I more think it should have been rated R). Apparently in the eyes of the MPAA’s film raters, saying the f-word is a lot worse than ripping someone’s heart out or otherwise attempting to murder someone, which says a lot of the sorry state of how Americans perceive certain “offensive” content.

The film’s overall xenophobic attitude is another reason I don’t hold Temple of Doom to the in the same regard as other Indiana Jones films (and Short Round is a memorable sidekick, but not in a good way), given the portrayals of the Chinese and Indian people and society, and that I think is another factor to consider when giving movies content ratings. Even so, John Williams’s score is also notable, given the mentioned Chinese rendition of one of the older Broadway showtunes, along with several pieces fitting the Asian locales throughout the movie, along with “The Raiders March” and its various remixes, the ending theme worth sitting through the opening credits to hear. Not a bucket-list film like Raiders but has nonetheless aged well.
theradicalchild: (Chickenhare and Meg)


The inaugural Indiana Jones film starring Harrison Ford as the iconic adventurer / college professor opens with Dr. Jones on an expedition to South America to filch an idol from a temple so that it can be displayed in a museum, with backstabbing aplenty as there would be throughout the main plots of future installments. This subplot doesn’t really have much bearing on the main narrative, like its first two sequels, and when Indy gets home, he hears that the Nazis are seeking the eponymous Ark of the Covenant due to a combination of Hitler’s interest in mystical artifacts and that the Ark itself allegedly makes armies that hold it invincible.

Sure enough, Indy agrees to get ahold of the Ark first, traveling first to Nepal where his old love interest, Marion Ravenwood, daughter of Indy’s old mentor Abner, has the headpiece of the Staff of Ra necessary to reveal the Ark’s location, where others who wish to find the artifact before him get into a tussle, and everyone moves on to its current resting place in Egypt, with several more conflicts in Cairo leading to the desert, where the Nazis waste their resources digging in the wrong location. Luckily, Indy and his trusty sidekick Sallah manage to find the Ark, resulting in a game of keep-away between them and the Nazis.

Given the ending scenes in the film, said game of keep-away seems incredibly unnecessary; Indy could have very easily just stayed home, and it would have ended largely the same way (save maybe for positive historical circumstances given the Nazis’ involvement), though he wouldn’t have hooked up with Marion, critical later in the franchise. It’s certainly an amazing movie and “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant,” but as I’ve said before, critics and audiences confuse that with “infallible,” and I think it’s sad I found out about the film’s glaring issues through Cracked and not any “professional” critics, which says a lot about the sorry state of any kind of entertainment journalism, really.
theradicalchild: (Luke Han Leia)


The very first Star Wars sequel, Episode V in the later-named Skywalker Saga, opens as with other main entries, with an opening crawl, detailing how the Rebel Alliance had to abandon their base on Yavin IV and seek another, in their case on the remote ice planet of Hoth, where Luke Skywalker, hero of the first film, is out on exploratory mission with his trust Tauntaun, only to get captured by a monstrous Wampa, from which he escapes thanks to the Force abilities acquired from his late Jedi mentor Ben Kenobi. Ben’s spirit orders him to the Dagobah system to find Yoda, “the Jedi Master who instructed me,” in which case when George Lucas ultimately expanded his franchise’s cinematic scope, he could have either cut Alec Guinness’s line short or added “when I was a youngling,” which the original Legends continuity would note.

Empire further expands upon the fledgling romance between Han Solo and Princess Leia, the latter describing him with the iconic line as a “stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder.” Han goes out and rescues Luke from the cold of Hoth, after which the Galactic Empire, with the help from probe droids, discovers the Rebel base, choosing to launch a ground assault with their cameloid walkers since their star destroyers came out of hyperspace too late, alerting the Rebellion to their presence and they got the opportunity to raise their energy shields. After my latest rewatch, it sort of makes the Gungan shield technology in The Phantom Menace somewhat make sense, where the droid army could walk through their shields but not shoot through them.

The Rebels are eventually forced to flee again, although given that we don’t see a whole lot of star destroyers on the Imperial side, it begs the question of why the evacuating Rebel ships felt they had to keep near their enemies’ vessels when fleeing, when they could have very easily just flew elsewhere off the planet, again bringing to mind that many science-fiction writers, Lucas included (and this hole would notably recur in Episode I), often seem to forget that space is three-dimensional. On the imperial side, Sith Lord Darth Vader seems especially interested in finding Luke Skywalker given his role in destroying the First Death Star and agrees with his Sith Master the Emperor (in which case I think replacing the holo of Madam Monkeyface with Ian McDiarmid was a change for the better), that he should be turned to the Dark Side.

In the meanwhile, Han, Leia, Chewbacca, Threepio, and Artoo go on their own way, given Solo’s wish to rectify his dealings with Jabba the Hutt, and find themselves on the run from the Empire, in which case the trope of 2-D space does receive significant exception. Han and Leia’s romantic relationship begins to form, while Luke reaches Dagobah to begin his training with the diminutive Jedi Master Yoda, who initially feels Skywalker is too old to train, since instruction in the ways of the Force takes a lifetime, but reluctantly agrees with Ben’s Force ghost. Here arises the question of how much time elapses when Luke is training, along with Han and company eluding the Empire.

Han and his passengers find their way to Bespin where his partner in crime Lando Calrissian, and after a series of events, Luke senses his friends are in danger and wishes to help them, despite Yoda’s insistence that he continue his training. On a philosophical note, Yoda has the iconic line “Do, or do not; there is no try,” which Revenge of the Sith would contradict with Obi-Wan’s statement that “only a Sith deals in absolutes.” Despite Yoda’s warning about Luke breaking from his instruction, he arguably does better than worse in the end, given the events in Return of the Jedi that result, since he really didn’t jeopardize the Rebellion overall.

Luke’s visit to Bespin leads to his confrontation with Darth Vader, the end culminating in the legendary twist that’s been spoiled, imitated, and misquoted to death, which itself mirrored a major twist in Frank Herbert’s Dune, later played straighter in The Rise of Skywalker. In terms of tone, many have said Empire is the darkest Star Wars film, but I think Episode III is way darker, even if it has its narmy instances, since in Episode V Han and others really lighten the mood; even Vader has his moments. As in other films in the franchise, finally, John Williams’s score is notable (the music on Bespin being awesome, for example), and led me to watch the closing credits from start to finish.

All in all, Empire Strikes Back is very much a classic of science-fiction and space opera, just as much so as A New Hope, and is indeed “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant”, but critics and audiences often seem to confuse that with “untouchable”, and in many cases more appear to love “the idea” of the film instead of the film as it actually is, given the various issues with the narrative and to an extent the dialogue. It is very much a bucket-list movie and one of the great cinematic tragedies, particularly within its genre, although like Episode IV still demonstrated George Lucas’s inexperience as a storyteller, and newcomer Lawrence Kasdan’s as a screenwriter.
theradicalchild: (Rocket)


I haven’t watched the previous two films in this Marvel Cinematic Universe subseries for years, especially more so due to the huge gap between the second and third films due to statements director James Gunn said ages ago on Twitter (and I really don’t care about the political views of celebrities unless they personally bombard me, which in my experience has been mostly due to those who oppose them and senselessly propagate the especially-intolerant ones), but film three is very much enjoyable on its own and doesn’t really necessitate remembering what happened in its predecessors, and is an effective mix of action, humor, and seriousness, with Rocket and Cosmo the Spacedog in particular really stealing the show (the former’s backstory really elaborated upon, and actually making me cry at one point), and I very highly recommend it.
theradicalchild: (Luke Han Leia)


George Lucas originally wanted to make a Flash Gordon film, but couldn’t secure the rights, so he made his own science-fiction franchise instead, which was successful, even if the production of the original film in the series, ultimately subtitled A New Hope and numbered Episode IV of the later-named Skywalker Saga, was troubled. The film itself begins with an opening text crawl through space preceding main entries of the saga, describing the Rebel Alliance’s acquisition of plans to the intergalactic weapon of mass destruction, the Death Star (with spinoff film Rogue One showing this key event in the series chronology).

 

One of the Galactic Empire’s star destroyers pursues the vessel of Alderaan’s Princess Leia Organa, who is consequentially captured by Sith Lord Darth Vader in his iconic black life-support armor, although droids C-3P0 and R2-D2, the latter to whom she gave the Death Star schematics, escape, their pod spared destruction by the Imperial forces on account that there were no lifeforms on it, an oversight whose aversion would have ended the events of the original trilogy, and which the Family Guy parody “Blue Harvest” brilliantly points out: “Hold your fire? What, are we paying by the laser now?”

 

Threepio and Artoo’s escape pod lands on the desert planet Tatooine, an homage to the eponymous world of the Dune literary franchise from which Star Wars would filch other narrative elements, and they briefly separate before reuniting, thanks to the diminutive scavenging Jawas, at the moisture farm of Owen and Beru Lars, to whom they sell the droids and with whom their stepnephew Luke Skywalker has been living since his infancy, unaware of his lineage and power, given his stepaunt and stepuncle’s keeping him in the dark about his biological family.

 

Luke discovers the message Leia left for hiding Jedi Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi, who served her father in the Clone Wars, when tinkering with Artoo, who defies his new owners and makes for the Jedi’s residence, Luke following and rescued from the sand people by his old friend Ben Kenobi. The “twist” that Obi-Wan and Ben are one and the same is somewhat asinine, with how the aging Jedi adopted an alias that included his real last name questionable (although as his Disney+ series demonstrated, he didn’t get off scot-free), and personally, I think that just “Ben” as an alias would have done just fine and accounted for a better revelation.

 

Obi-Wan, when he brings Luke to his home, reveals more of the franchise’s critical backstory, mentioning that the Jedi had served the Galactic Republic “for a thousand generations,” which Episode II would contradict with then-Supreme Chancellor Sheev Palpatine stating that the Republic had stood “for a thousand years” (which the now-Legends material would semi-resolve). He continues by indicating that his rogue pupil Darth Vader would betray and lead a genocide against the Jedi Order, with the Dark Times approaching and Galactic Empire subsequently rising. Kenobi also mentions the mystical energy source known as the Force, and gives Luke a keepsake of his father, his blue-bladed lightsaber.

 

The duo visits Mos Eisley in hopes of finding a pilot to take them to Alderaan, finding Han Solo in a bar, before which two aliens for unknown reasons pick a fight with Luke, with Obi-Wan coming to the rescue though revealing his lightsaber in a lapse of judgement. Han boasts that his vessel, the Millennium Falcon, “made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs,” with many, such as the mentioned Family Guy spoof, noting that a parsec is a measure of distance, not time (and the prequels would use the unit correctly). Though Solo’s spinoff film would shed light on this, I personally think Han was an idiot just BSing about his ship’s capabilities.

 

Han also has dealings with the minions of crime lord Jabba the Hutt, including Greedo, who confronts the human pilot one-on-one and threatens to take his life. I honestly don’t care who got the first shot, originally Han, then Greedo in the 1997 rerelease, and then both shooting simultaneously in the latest version of the film. Being a writer myself (though I’ve rarely written fiction in the past few years), I occasionally like to change certain details to my works, so I can somewhat emphasize with George Lucas. The 1997 rerelease adds a scene where Solo interacts with Jabba, with a cameo by bounty hunter Boba Fett, that gives some foreshadowing.

 

In the meantime, the Imperials interrogate Leia as to the location of the Rebel base, the Death Star parked above her homeworld Alderaan, which they threaten to destroy if she doesn’t say. They blow up the planet anyway when she gives a false answer, and while it’s sad what happens to the planet’s people, they are somewhat unintentionally unsympathetic, since Leia made no effort before her capture to warn its inhabitants that the world might be a target for the Empire, and they make no noticeable effort to evacuate (and the planet didn’t even have a moon, so the space station was in plain sight). Were the station completely facing the dark side of the planet, I could understand how the destruction would have taken them by surprise.

 

Back on Tatooine, Luke, Ben, Han, and his furry friend Chewbacca fight Imperials to escape the planet along with Threepio and Artoo, going into hyperdrive to Alderaan and arriving too late to the destroyed world. The Millennium Falcon is tractor-beamed into the nearby Death Star, where its passengers elude capture, Luke and Han stealing stormtrooper armor and pretending Chewy is a prisoner, going to the detention block to free the captive Princess Leia. The Imperials ultimately catch on to the rescuers, and they escape through a garbage chute. Kenobi, before this, separates from the rest of the party, and confronts his old apprentice Darth Vader.

 

Most of the heroes escape, but not without the Millennium Falcon having to face off against several TIE fighters, after which Princess Leia rightfully suspects that the Imperials put a tracking device on the vessel, and given that the others aboard didn’t have the sense to change transportation or try to get rid of the tracker, she could have at least warned the Rebels on the moon of Yavin where their base was that the Death Star was on its way. Han’s ship reaches the base, and he leaves Luke, Leia, Threepio, and Artoo there while going off on other business, having helped the others simply for money involved.

 

The Rebels find through the stolen plans that the battle station has a weakness in an exhaust shaft leading directly to the core, where carefully aimed ammunition can set off an explosive chain reaction to destroy the mobile Imperial base. The Death Star does ultimately arrive in the system where the Rebel base is, although instead of simply blowing up the gas planet the moon was orbiting, which would likely have some sort of effect on the gravity, atmosphere or whatnot of Yavin IV (unless the planet it revolved around didn’t have a solid core), they decide to wait and circle the world to crush their enemies directly.

 

The battle which follows is awesome and flashy, even more so in the remasters, with inspiration from war films that predate A New Hope, although both sides of the war constantly forget that outer space isn’t two-dimensional, and one could easily wonder why the Rebels couldn’t simply fly directly towards the exhaust shaft instead of having to skim the trench before it. It’s also somewhat baffling that in the face of destruction by the Death Star, that the Rebels don’t evacuate their lunar base; were they confident they were going to win the battle?

 

Luke does succeed in blowing up the Death Star, although the logic in how this happens is somewhat flawed, as the torpedoes are shown moving straightforward a great distance before curving into the shaft. The Rebels win, several high-ranking Imperials deceased as a result of the Death Star’s destruction (but Darth Vader does get away), and the insurgents hold a victory ceremony on Yavin’s moon, ending the film. Naturally, the film’s phenomenal success would convince George Lucas to turn it into a franchise (though as holes that would consequentially emerge in the series would demonstrate, he wasn’t completely foresightful), an endeavor that continues to profit today, and I’m certain our descendants will be watching new Star Wars films and television series (not to mention reading many spinoff books) in the indefinite future.

 

John William’s score for the film and its brethren is notable, the theme played during the opening crawls of the Skywalker Saga movies having a motif like Paul Dukas’ “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice,” and a refrain like Tchaikovsky’s “Marche Slave.” Most of the soundtrack takes inspiration from Gustav Holst’s The Planets suite, mostly the Mars movement, other classical musical pieces such as “The Rite of Spring” influencing the score as well. The film ends, like its chronological and temporal successors and predecessors, with a remix of the opening crawl theme that led me to watch the closing credits to the end just to listen.

 

All in all, A New Hope is certainly an amazing film—there’s absolutely no question about that—but has serious flaws that need consideration before passing it off as an infallible masterpiece, such as its countless plot holes and questionable narrative choices that would plague other entries of the space opera franchise. It does also show its age in some respects, but doesn’t scream “the 1970s,” especially with the “controversial” aesthetic touchups effected since the original release, and while I think movies should be judged on their actual content and cohesion than influence and importance, positive or negative, it’s very much a bucket-list film, and a high point of cinematic science-fiction, even if it did show George Lucas’s inexperience as a screenwriter, which would of course continue into the following decades.

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Mar. 12th, 2023 06:22 pm
theradicalchild: (Dinosaur Eating Quagmire)


Sixty-five million years ago on a distant planet, a spacefarer played by Adam Driver goes on a trip to seek a cure for his terminally-ill daughter, although on the way home, a meteor storm sends his vessel crashing into Earth as it was in the Cretaceous period, with said meteors alongside a larger one destined to strike the planet, and Driver's character attempting to find the remains of the ship, all whose passengers except an incoherent girl have been killed, in order to leave and get home. It has its slow and occasionally narmy moments, along with the bogus ancient alien theory, but luckily it doesn't overstay its welcome and is okay.
theradicalchild: (Purple Dragon)


The basis for a Disney+ series over three decades later, Lucasfilm's Willow stars Warwick Davis, who had before played the Ewok Wicket in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, as the eponymous halfling sorcerer Willow Ufgood, who becomes steward to an infant, who had been smuggled out of the clutches of an evil queen, who in turn fears a prophecy of a newborn being her doom and thus gathered the pregnant women of her realm. The elders of the dwarven village where Willow lives decree the baby must be returned to a member of the Daikini, which is, to say, humans, to be raised, although her protection and taking down Queen Bavmorda naturally come first.

The special effects were advanced in their time but contained traces of the era such as the slight-robotic nature of stop-motion, which was similarly present in the original Star Wars trilogy before their digital remaster during the 1990s. The general fantasy atmosphere of the film is nice as well, and I imagine it's what film versions of The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings trilogy would have looked like had they been made in that era, with actual halfling actors, no less. Granted, some scenes and dialogue come off as awkward, with the original Star Wars and Indiana Jones films being no strangers to this (despite what many critics and audiences popularly believe), but in general Ron Howard did a decent job with the film; I'll watch the sequel series on Disney+ when I get the chance.
theradicalchild: (Jedi Cal Kestis)

Spoilers for those unfamiliar with the franchise.

The third and final installment of the eternally-polarizing Star Wars prequel trilogy opens with the off-screen kidnapping of Supreme Galactic Chancellor Sheev Palpatine by General Grievous, leader of the droid armies of the Separatists (which doesn't have a canon on-screen occurrence, even in the extended Clone Wars television series or in the canon books, unless I'm mistaken). Personally, were I in charge of writing the opening crawl, I would have included something about Anakin's imminent plight to the Dark Side of the Force, although the quote "There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere" I think accurately describes politics, particularly in America's duopolized system.

Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi are tasked with rescuing the captive Chancellor from Grievous and Sith Lord Count Dooku, whom the Jedi duo duels on his ship above the city-planet Coruscant, afterwards crash-landing the vessel. When Anakin reunites with his secret wife Padmé Amidala, he learns that she is pregnant, with her unborn offspring until the last minute referred to as "the baby", and I somewhat find it odd that Anakin and Obi-Wan in particular, who spend the most time around her, couldn't sense multiple lives within her womb, despite their Jedi senses, and surely some sort of prenatal screening would have clued her into her twin pregnancy since she was obviously aware.

The final battles of the Clone Wars occur chiefly on the planets of Utapau, where Obi-Wan confronts General Grievous, and on the Wookiee homeworld of Kashyyyk, where Yoda spends significant time, having interaction with original trilogy character Chewbacca. On Coruscant, Palpatine gradually lures Anakin to the Dark Side with the tale of the tragedy of his old Sith Master, Darth Plagueis the Wise, who could manipulate life itself before his ultimate betrayal. Here, the Force having a biological basis in midi-chlorians actually has some significant basis, with a Darth Vader spinoff comic hinting that Palpatine may have had a hand in Anakin's conception in Shmi Skywalker.

Palpatine chiefly preys on Anakin's visions of losing his wife in childbirth, similar to those he had before the death of his mother on Tatooine at the hands of the Tuskens, and feels that turning to the Dark Side can save her, despite the secret Darth Sidious not giving any sort of apparent education in his deceased Master's dark teachings. The Chancellor also appoints Anakin to be his representative on the Jedi Council, which they accept, although he doesn't receive the rank of Master, which upsets him. I think a better quote in this situation would have been, "We accept your appointment to the Council, but do not grant you the rank, privilege, or voting power of a Master."

Playing a significant part in the film's latter events is the Chancellor's Order 66, which turns the clone soldiers, genetically-created to follow orders blindly, against their Jedi Generals. I actually don't feel sorry for the Jedi, since their teachings didn't give any emphasis on defense against the powers of the Dark Side, and Anakin, knighted Darth Vader after he saves the Chancellor from arrest and death at the hands of the Jedi, storms the Jedi Temple of Coruscant in the beginning of his genocide against the Order. One could argue that Anakin was actually somewhat fulfilling the Chosen One prophecy in his decimation of the Jedi, balancing Light and Dark Side followers, given the latter's "Rule of Two", and Vader actually had every right to be angry at the Order given he would have possibly saved his mother had the Jedi not severed his contact with her.

Padmé is somewhat equally and unintentionally unsympathetic as the Jedi, since she really should have known what she was getting into when she became intimate with Anakin, and even as a child, Anakin showed potential genocidal tendencies, given his destruction of a likely-alien-inhabited Trade Federation ship in Episode I, and slaughter of the Sand People that killed his mother. Padmé also thinks her husband incapable of his atrocities, despite having in Episode II confided in her about his killing the Tuskens. Her death was also arguably forced; you could say postpartum depression and/or a broken heart (which I actually somewhat believe is possible), but given what she went through during the Clone Wars, she definitely got out of worse scrapes than childbirth.

Obi-Wan also is arguably not a good hero in that he fails to prevent every major tragedy in the franchise, given the Jedi, who were initially reluctant to take on Anakin as an apprentice, were actually somewhat right in their reluctance, and that he adopts an alias that includes his real last name (Ben Kenobi), while living in exile on Vader's homeworld Tatooine near his stepfamily (although Kenobi's respective Disney+ series shows he doesn't get off completely scot-free). He was also potentially sexist, given his view in Episode V that Luke was the Galaxy's last hope, Yoda having to remind him "No; there is another," which I think would have been better worded as "Do not forget; there is another." Obi-Wan reiterates his claim in Episode VI, with Luke noting as well that Yoda "spoke of another."

Ultimately, the film culminates in tragedy with a duel between Anakin and Obi-Wan on the lava planet Mustafar that leaves the former scorched, and put on life support when returned to Coruscant by the new Galactic Emperor Palpatine. Luke and Leia are born and separated, the latter whom the royal family of doomed Alderaan adopt. The last scene, where Obi-Wan delivers the infant Luke to his stepaunt and stepuncle on Tatooine, was beautiful, aurally (the first part of the music a melancholy remix of the opening crawl music) and visually (with the setting of the twin suns and all), and nigh-impossible for me to watch with dry eyes, serving as a reminder that even in the darkest times, there is still hope.

Overall, the Star Wars film franchise as a whole has very much been a subject of my many arguments over the internet, especially with those who consider the original trilogy infallible (which I personally don't, as Episode III shares many issues with its chronological predecessors and successors), and I feel that the series has been far more about flashy effects and battles, and to a lesser extent the characters, than good writing (and even the "best" film, The Empire Strikes Back, has some holes, and I don't think Lawrence Kasdan is any better a writer than George Lucas). Generally, I would consider the franchise's writing simultaneously good and bad, good in that there are a lot of genuine awesome and emotional moments, bad in that there are said holes in their stories and questionable narrative decisions.

I definitely don't think the film, or others in the Star Wars series, is a masterpiece, but I think it definitely qualifies as "culturally or historically significant," since it has some good sociopolitical commentary (even if some is ham-fisted) about things like the dangers of love, the fragility of democracy, the nature of war, and such. Many of the "flaws" film critics complain about in the film are in the original trilogy, and I'm tired of movie reviewers and even the franchise's alleged "fans" as a whole considering certain films infallible, and pretending certain ones are better (or worse) than they actually are. Personally, I liked the prequels more than the sequel trilogy since the prequel trilogy isn't a case of real life writing them, and again, as Lucas said, "It's the story of a family, and it has to start somewhere."

theradicalchild: (Jedi Cal Kestis)


Most can acknowledge that Star Wars: The Phantom Menace was a polarizing film among both critics and fans of the franchise, although actual reception of the movie wasn’t completely “negative,” since The Empire Strikes Back and especially Return of the Jedi got weaker reviews upon their original releases. However, the former would ultimately receive vindication as a nigh-infallible “masterpiece,” and while it is indeed an amazing film, it does have serious flaws that “professional” film critics need to consider before passing it off as one of the “greatest movies of all time,” and many of the shortcomings of the original trilogy exist in the prequels as well.

Attack of the Clones occurs around a decade after Episode I and opens with an assassination attempt upon the life of Padmé Amidala, who has since transitioned from Queen to Senator of Naboo. The culprit is none other than a servant of the bounty hunter Jango Fett, father of Boba, who serves as the genetic base for the eponymous clones that serve as the military for the Galactic Republic’s overwhelmed Jedi, with many star systems declaring their independence under the leadership of the enigmatic Count Dooku. As is the case with ghost-trapping in the Ghostbusters series, no one questions the ethics of using rapidly aging human clones as an army.

There is also the inconsistency of Chancellor Sheev Palpatine’s claim that the Republic is a millennium old, when Obi-Wan Kenobi says in A New Hope that the Jedi have been guardians of the galaxy for a thousand generations, which the original Legends continuity somewhat addressed. The exact reasons for Palpatine not letting the rogue star systems go in peace are eventually touched upon as well, and Obi-Wan goes to the planet Kamino, knowledge of which was erased from the Jedi Archives, to survey the clone army supposedly commissioned by long-dead Jedi Sifo-Dyas, and admittedly, not all of the holes in the franchise have been filled by the canon literature.

Jedi Padawan Anakin Skywalker also serves as guardian to Senator Amidala, and develops an attachment to the politician, which, alongside his Oedipus complex relating to his mother Shmi, is a catalyst for his ultimate fall to the Dark Side. Attack of the Clones introduces Anakin’s stepfamily, the Larses, on Tatooine when he goes to rescue his mother from Tusken Raiders that kidnapped his mother, whom Cliegg Lars, father to Owen, married after purchasing her freedom from slavery. Jar Jar Binks has a more subdued role in Episode II, eventually replacing Senator Amidala, with droid C-3PO serving far more as comic relief and giving a slight tonal whiplash to the film.

Flashy battles conclude the film, with the Jedi deciding to adopt the clone army, and given that its basis attempted to assassinate Obi-Wan several times, it does raise the question of why he didn’t suspect something amiss. Overall, the film does definitely have its flaws, but I probably enjoyed it more than the sequel trilogy since it, alongside its predecessor and successor, aren’t cases of real life writing them or derivative of the original films. Some of the technology does appear superior to that in the original trilogy, but it’s largely due to Star Wars in general being more about the worlds and their inhabitants. Regardless, I would rather watch it and the other prequels than, say, a political documentary.
theradicalchild: (Jedi Cal Kestis)


It's impossible to chance a forum discussion about the Star Wars prequel films without encountering the poster with strong negative opinions or seeing the rare review that civilly balances intelligent praise and criticism of the movies. Regardless, alleged "fans" of the franchise have an odd disdain for creator George Lucas, unlike the reverence that Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry would develop and still has well after his death. In my view, Star Wars was never flawless to begin with, as I could name a number of plot holes in A New Hope, and it's hard to objectively "rate" all films given their lingering issues.

The movie itself begins about thirty-two years before the Battle of Yavin at the end of Episode IV, the focal point in the various media of the Star Wars timeline, the antagonistic Trade Federation protesting the taxation of trade routes by taking over the backwater Galactic Republic planet Naboo, whose ruler, Queen Amidala, is consequentially forced to evacuate thanks to the help of Jedi Qui-Gon Jinn and his Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi, the former who provides a good, intelligent foil to the dimwitted, polarizing, reptilian Gungan Jar-Jar Binks.

Saying that Jar-Jar is an example of "bad" acting would be akin to saying the same of Donald Duck, and the "issues" with Ahmed Best's performance are more a case where the writing, rather than the acting itself, is to blame. As would be the case with science-fiction media since Star Trek: The Original Series, Episode I is full of ethnic stereotypes, the Gungans themselves for instance a parody of Africans not well-versed in English, including BRIAN BLESSED's portrayal of their leader Boss Nass. As well, the Nemoidians represent Asians, and Anakin Skywalker's slave master Watto Jews.

There is the "inconsistency" of Obi-Wan's statement in The Empire Strikes Back that Yoda was "the Jedi Master who instructed me", but since Jedi tend to start training as younglings, it's likely Yoda did train him in his youth, as the defunct Legends continuity confirmed, before apprenticeship to Qui-Gon. Regardless, I think the "inconsistencies" people protest are exaggerated, and not nearly as bad as those in say, The Simpsons. Also, Anakin is a "great pilot", even if not professional, as Obi-Wan states in the original trilogy, and I liked the homage to Ben-Hur in the podrace.

Back to the film itself, it also has a plot hole that originated in Episode V where Queen Amidala's vessel, when fleeing into outer space, has infinite directions to go, and the Trade Federation's ships aren't blocking the whole planet, but her ship flies directly near the blockade, though the scene does introduce R2-D2, the only surviving astromech droid who repairs the ship's shields. Many also bemoan the alleged superiority of the film's technology to that in the original trilogy, although it didn't really seem blatant to me and not as much so as in, say, Star Trek: Enterprise and Discovery.

I'll admit it's obvious, as well, as to the true identity of the eponymous "phantom menace", since when I first saw said character, I was like, "He looks really familiar." I further think it makes perfect sense the Force has a biological basis (midi-chlorians) since if everyone in the Galaxy had access to the energy source, it would've made Darth Vader and later Kylo Ren's respective genocides of the Jedi Order meaningless. Even the original trilogy hints that Force-sensitivity is biological, with Luke telling Leia, "The Force is strong in my family: my father has it; I have it; my sister has it."

Queen Amidala's brigade ultimately finds itself on the Outer Rim world of Tatooine, where the Republic doesn't exist and slavery is still rampant, and they encounter Shmi Skywalker and her son Anakin, who seems to be of virgin birth, given the absence of any father (although Revenge of the Sith and a canon Darth Vader comic hint a little at Anakin's possible patronage). Qui-Gon believes Anakin is the prophesized "Chosen One" who will bring balance to the Force, which admittedly is out of whack since the Jedi vastly outnumber the Sith, who show themselves fronted by the enigmatic Darth Maul.

I don't think Star Wars has ever been about good, cohesive writing in the first place but more about flashy effects and battles (along with agreeable awesome and/or emotional moments), and most can concur Episode I doesn't disappoint in visual or musical presentation. There are questionable decisions with regards to the technology such as the Gungans' shield capabilities, the droid armies able to march right on through them but not shoot through them. Before I saw the movie in the theater for the first time, moreover, some jerkwad in an unrelated forum spoiled a key plot point, but there is another twist earlier in the film that hadn't been spoiled for me.

In the end, I think the first chronological cinematic installment of Star Wars has more going for it than critics and audiences suggest, but it's not without its issues such as the ethnic stereotyping of certain alien races. I think that 99.99% of the people who dislike the film are blinded by nostalgia and deluded into thinking the original trilogy is infallible, which I don't, and shows most critics and audiences unqualified to judge cinema objectively, although admittedly, the film, like the original trilogy, demonstrated Lucas' inexperience as a screenwriter. As he said, though, "It's the story of a family, and has to start somewhere."
theradicalchild: (Charlotte and Wilbur)


E.B. White's Charlotte's Web was the first novel I read and remembered in my grade-school years, and I've seen the Hanna-Barbera version several times. Pretty much all the cast playing the human characters have faded into obscurity, but this live-action remake definitely went all-out when it came to the voices of the animal characters, like Steve Buscemi as Templeton the rat, Julia Roberts as the eponymous arachnid, and so on, and I found it an enjoyable film overall.
theradicalchild: (Washington / Hitler)
I know U.S. Independence Day is celebrated by many within and in some cases without America, but as far as I’m concerned, the United States, its founders, inception, history, and all leaders past and present are just as subject to judgment and criticism as in any other nation in the world. I don’t necessarily agree with everything that occurs at my nation’s Federal and State levels, but am really sick and tired of foreigners pretending we’re a bunch of backward, uncivilized barbarians because we don’t do things the way they do, and it annoys me to no end because we don’t tend to protest things that go on within their countries or their respective leaders.

I also blocked an internet acquaintance on Discord due to his constant desire to engage in conversation with me about banal interests of his, despite turning thirty this year, and while he’s also on the autism spectrum (Asperger’s is his official diagnosis, and mine is high-functioning autism), it’s my view that every autistic person is unique and incomparable to others. Before I had likened myself to Gary Cooper’s character from the classic Western High Noon in that I feel really alone in my struggles in real life and on the internet, and it’s been nigh-impossible to find someone else who shares precisely the same interests and perspectives on various topics that I do.

I’m partaking in the postgame content of Dragon Quest XI and have been prepping my party to revisit the Battleground that was key to a late-game event in the main quest, and spent an hour in the aerial city managing my characters’ equipment, and when I get back in the game I’ll go back to the mentioned dungeon. I’ve been having a blast in Biomutant completing many of the optional quests; I’ve got one of the suits necessary to tread radioactive ground and such that has opened my exploration. I’m still watching Obi-Wan Kenobi on Disney+ and am more than halfway through Michael Crichton’s Jurassic Park.
theradicalchild: (Rocket)
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Like Spider-Man: No Way Home explores the concept of alternate Marvel universes, with a few surprises that might or might not have been spoiled for certain individuals, given some familiar faces from the various Marvel Comics franchises.
theradicalchild: (Dinosaur Eating Quagmire)
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The dinosaurs were definitely the stars of the film, but the human-interest parts were meh, and the franchise has pretty much run its course.
theradicalchild: (Jedi Cal Kestis)
Since today is Star Wars Day I'll repost my reviews of Episodes I-IV, since they're among my longest film reviews.



The Phantom Menace )



Attack of the Clones )

Below a dark metal mask, a young man with long hair is front and center, with a woman at his left and a bearded man at his right. Two warriors hold lightsabers on either side, and below them in the middle, two men clash in a lightsaber duel. Starfighters fly towards us on the lower left, and a sinister hooded man sneers at the lower right.

Revenge of the Sith )



A New Hope )

I'll try to watch and review Episodes V and VI later this month.
theradicalchild: (J. Jonah Jameson)
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The third Marvel Cinematic Universe Spider-Man film finds the titular superhero back in New York City after his secret identity of Peter Parker is revealed in a near-death video by villain Mysterio propagated by the media, among it being Daily Bugle host J. Jonah Jameson, brilliantly portrayed by J.K. Simmons (the first live-action actor to play the same character in different film franchises), reimagined as a Rush Limbaugh-esque commentator. Spidey seeks help from Doctor Strange to make his identity secret again, although the spell is botched, unleashing a can of interdimensional whoop-ass that ties the MCU with Sony's prior Spider-Man film franchises. Could have been really bad, given the concept (which was actually Sony's idea), although the final product definitely strikes a line among being humorous, excellent fanservice, somewhat bittersweet towards the end, and an overall enjoyable movie. I definitely look forward to how the multiverse concept is further explored in the MCU.

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